What a day... what a day.

Let me tell youbout my fiasco and how GOD dont like ugly.

I left out to work yesterday and left my BADGE in my car. If you work for the govt, you know that is 'death' dayum near trying to get in the building without it. Plus my metro-pass was in there too...

I got to work and placed my car keys n my desk. Aight.. at 5:30pm, I am ready to roll - so I bounced. I am on the train reading "QBQ" (a very good book and quick read) when I noticed this MEDUSA looking chick reading a book as well. It was titled, "Cooking for One". I burst out laffing and embarrassing like. The mere thought was overwhelmingly funny. Had she been FINE or remotely kute, the thought of "hmmm..single!" would have been on my mind, but instead.. "gosh you are ugly and of course you have NO ONE else to cook for" was the evil thought that I had. Funny thing though.. a guy across from me was lookin at me and I 'looked' toward her book.. and HE too bust out laffing. **So see... I aint the only heathen in the world ** So lookin at him laffin and me still bursting.... tears are forming and I cant take it no more... so I laugh again. It was too funny...

I get to Shaw Metro and i get off the train and guess what... my faking KEYS are in my desk at work. (God working #1). I call my mom's (say something about me 'calling mommy' and I will slap ya) and tell her I need a ride back to work but remember... I dont have my badge. So I am madd and I look at my car like 'why are your doors locked?' and i say "DAYUM!" -- and I noticed my doors were in fact unlocked (God working #2). So I reach in and get my badge (tah-dah and $10 I had stashed in the glove box). Calls mom back and tell her nevermind I can get back on the train and go back on my own to not inconvenience her. I get on the train and guess what..another ugly chick reading some book about romance (God working #3) I keep my thoughts klean and I move seats! I get to work... and since i work in a sexure building in a secure office with security all around, I begin to worry... dayummit is this badge 24.7 access. (God working #4), my co-worker is coming out as I am going in.. so I get in to the office and get my keys.

My Office Director is there working late and I let her know I was coming through not to startle her. She said she was about to leave and that she would walk out with me. (God working #5) At this point she asked me (since I am the new guy), am I getting what she is trying to say ** I am working with some co-workers on a project and she (OD) and I are the only two understanding what she wants done ** I told her yes and she immediately said ... "You lead the project then please". I said, respectfully "NO... I will work within the group but it seemed undercutting to take the lead from my supervisor and place ME (new guy) on the lead. " She said i respect that... and its commendable, 'but you are the lead.'

I get back on the subway to head home, tired and releived... and again (God working #6) there was an ugly guy with a bangin girl (Seal and Heidi Klum/Flavor Flav and Beautuful types)... I held my breath and thought - Stop Judging people by their outerlyings.

I get home... and all is well, but I know one dayum thing for sure -- UGLY PEOPLE need love too (... so who's gonna love me?)

Randomness:
1) There is someone for everyone
2) God dont like ugly...
3) I want her to 'ride me til I fall asleep'
4) Explain to me ... a 'dining experience'!!
5) If I had a dollar for every yard Clinton Portis rushed for.... I'd be broke.
6) Fantast Football is not going well for me this year.
7) NCCU Homecoming, AK Chapter celebrates its 75th Kappaversary, and God is good.