What a day... what a day.

Let me tell youbout my fiasco and how GOD dont like ugly.

I left out to work yesterday and left my BADGE in my car. If you work for the govt, you know that is 'death' dayum near trying to get in the building without it. Plus my metro-pass was in there too...

I got to work and placed my car keys n my desk. Aight.. at 5:30pm, I am ready to roll - so I bounced. I am on the train reading "QBQ" (a very good book and quick read) when I noticed this MEDUSA looking chick reading a book as well. It was titled, "Cooking for One". I burst out laffing and embarrassing like. The mere thought was overwhelmingly funny. Had she been FINE or remotely kute, the thought of "hmmm..single!" would have been on my mind, but instead.. "gosh you are ugly and of course you have NO ONE else to cook for" was the evil thought that I had. Funny thing though.. a guy across from me was lookin at me and I 'looked' toward her book.. and HE too bust out laffing. **So see... I aint the only heathen in the world ** So lookin at him laffin and me still bursting.... tears are forming and I cant take it no more... so I laugh again. It was too funny...

I get to Shaw Metro and i get off the train and guess what... my faking KEYS are in my desk at work. (God working #1). I call my mom's (say something about me 'calling mommy' and I will slap ya) and tell her I need a ride back to work but remember... I dont have my badge. So I am madd and I look at my car like 'why are your doors locked?' and i say "DAYUM!" -- and I noticed my doors were in fact unlocked (God working #2). So I reach in and get my badge (tah-dah and $10 I had stashed in the glove box). Calls mom back and tell her nevermind I can get back on the train and go back on my own to not inconvenience her. I get on the train and guess what..another ugly chick reading some book about romance (God working #3) I keep my thoughts klean and I move seats! I get to work... and since i work in a sexure building in a secure office with security all around, I begin to worry... dayummit is this badge 24.7 access. (God working #4), my co-worker is coming out as I am going in.. so I get in to the office and get my keys.

My Office Director is there working late and I let her know I was coming through not to startle her. She said she was about to leave and that she would walk out with me. (God working #5) At this point she asked me (since I am the new guy), am I getting what she is trying to say ** I am working with some co-workers on a project and she (OD) and I are the only two understanding what she wants done ** I told her yes and she immediately said ... "You lead the project then please". I said, respectfully "NO... I will work within the group but it seemed undercutting to take the lead from my supervisor and place ME (new guy) on the lead. " She said i respect that... and its commendable, 'but you are the lead.'

I get back on the subway to head home, tired and releived... and again (God working #6) there was an ugly guy with a bangin girl (Seal and Heidi Klum/Flavor Flav and Beautuful types)... I held my breath and thought - Stop Judging people by their outerlyings.

I get home... and all is well, but I know one dayum thing for sure -- UGLY PEOPLE need love too (... so who's gonna love me?)

Randomness:
1) There is someone for everyone
2) God dont like ugly...
3) I want her to 'ride me til I fall asleep'
4) Explain to me ... a 'dining experience'!!
5) If I had a dollar for every yard Clinton Portis rushed for.... I'd be broke.
6) Fantast Football is not going well for me this year.
7) NCCU Homecoming, AK Chapter celebrates its 75th Kappaversary, and God is good.

Things I had to re-learn bout the Urrree-ah

DC EBONICS DICTIONARY:


JAH, JAI, JI - short for saying "jive", means "kinda/sorta" or "very much" depending on emphasis: "She is jah phat"

CHILL MODE - calm, collected: "After school, I just be on chill mode, dawg"

LUNCHING - joking around, acting foolishly: "During my free periods, we just be walking around or straight lunching, cuz we be bored"

GUMP - a nerd and/or wimp: "I dared him to touch her butt, but he a gump"

JONING - making fun of another person: "Did u see that dude's shape-up? They was joning at the lunch table all period"

BUN - a pretty girl or attractive guy: "I was looking at you sister yesterday, and I didn't realize how much of a bun she is"

BUNNED UP-in a relationship, dating, can also be a negative comment: "He don't be coming around no more, he all bunned up now"

YOUNG, JO - equivalent to "son" or "kid" in NY; similar to "yo" in Baltimore; : "Young, I'm sick of school" or "Chill out jo...it ain`t even that serious"

YOUNGIN -same as YOUNG, can be used in the plural: "Them youngins over there are a bunch of gumps"

SHAWTY, SHAWT- means shorty which refers to a girl or woman: "Shawty phat" or "Jo shawt, why you lunching"

BLOWN - very upset/disappointed: "I was blown when she told me that"

SHAKIN' OUT-hustling on the corners, drug dealing: "Jo, he be shakin' out down on D Street with them dudes"

SMASH - have sexual intercourse: "I'm jai blown cuz I went over her house, and her moms was there, so I couldn't smash"

DAWGNUTS, DOGGPOUND - close friend, my boy: "Yeah I know Mike. We went to Jr High together. That's my dawgnuts"

SON-SON - same as "dawgnuts" and "doggpound", but normally someone younger: "Young, don't talk about Jason. That's my son-son"

SHORT - unfortunate, out of luck, in a bad situation: "I can't give you a ride, young. Either ask Chris or you short" or "If I fail this class, I'm short" or "Jo, you short son"

BAMMA - a person who's not trendy or cool, a seriously negative diss: "Look at his shape-up and his beat-up Pro Wings. He's such a bamma" or "I'ma hurt dem bammas"

CARRY - to disrespect someone: "He tried to holla at her, but she carried him and walked away" or "Young, you got straight carried"

PUNISH - to win handily; means aggressive sexual intercourse when referred to girls: "When I see shawty tonight, I'ma punish it" or "Young'in got punished in that fight"

GET YOUR MAN- highly successful with girls, in sports or a competitive situation: "Young got his man last night in the game" or "I got my man at the party", I got 5 numbers"

NO BULL, BULLSH*T, B-SH*T- to mean something truthful; equivalent to "I'm telling the truth": "Man, that's exactly what happened. No bull"

BOJANGLIN` - old school term that means playing around to the point where it is detrimental: "He real smart, but he always be bojanglin`, that's why he failed math"

SLAM - directly, to the point

STEAL - to punch, assault someone: "Young, if u don't get out my face, I`ma steal u slam in ur jaw" or "Young got stole"

KIRK - to get very mad, lose control: "If the teacher wasn't there, he woulda kirked out on that dude" or "He broke up with her and shawty kirked out"

SICED - to be excited, proud; pumped up: "He was so siced when he found out he got an A on his test" or "I'ma get him all siced up by telling him his girl is cheating"

PRESSED - to be annoying, annoyingly persistent, conceited: "He's so pressed to show his new car; I can't stand him" or "Girl he keep trying to holla, he all pressed"

CAT, CATS - a term for a guy or bunch of guys; an old school seriously negative diss: "Them cats down the block wanna run some ball with us" or "That dude is cat"

TOE UP – means "tore up", usually refers to manner of dress or not looking good: "Oh-my-god, she is toe up...I don't know why she don't git her hair done"


DC PRONUNCIATIONS:

MARYLAND - mur-lin
CARROLL - currl
JOINT - joan-t
JONING - joan-in
EVERYBODY - urry-by
CHILLING - chell-en
BROTHER - bru-vah
BREAKFAST- breh-fess
SOUTHEAST - souf-eess
AREA -urrree-ah
SATURDAY - sir-day
PARTY - pohh-tee
MCDONALDS -muhk-donnels
CARRY- curr-ee
BARRY FARMS (projects) -burree-fahms
PG PLAZA (a mall) -pg plahhhh za
OH MY GOODNESS -o mah gooooo ness
OH MY GOD -o mah gaw

The DC Metro Area is made up of the District of Columbia, Prince George's County, Montgomery County and Northern Virginia. Now you know the inspiration behind Martin Lawrence and his Sheneneh Jenkins character and why she spoke the way she did. Martin is from the DC area out in Maryland or Mur-lin.

Question....

I have been reading plenty of responses and trying to reciprocate the love, but what is the best way to maintain and read others' blogs. I mean folks are writing great things and very interesting topics that I would appreciate continuing to read.

Also... who is/are the BLOGologist/s? I mean the one who can show me the ins and outs and tricks of blogging? I come humble and ready to learn.

Randomness:
None today... I got plans!

My Stalker story…

Well I came in yesterday and I had a pack of donuts on my desk. I was like “who da fauk”. She came sashe’ing round the corner with this big @ss ‘I did it’ smile on her face. I gave her back the donuts and claimed health issues. I gave my office buddy a look as if ‘get this b!tch’. She stepped in for me and ran interference.

So… the day went on and I was perplexed. I have had internet stalkers, real life stalkers, and imaginary stalkers, but never a work-place stalker. I took it upon my self to holler at this broad about this situation. I went to her office and I asked could I holler at her for a minute. She got this fawkin kool-aid grin as if I was bout to give her the bo-zack. NOT! I explained that in 1991 I dated this fine mofo name “T”. She was the hottest chick in the building and my monkey dunk @ss snagged her one day at the copy center. We (T and I) dated about nine months actually… but it seemed like years basaed on the ‘drama’ that followed the break up.

When we were together…most people knew it. But when we broke up… EVERYONE knew it. I was getting hit on my every female who hated her and every female who liked her but wanted to get at me (cause for some reason if one want you… they all want you, but when you single NO one wants you - da hell is that about. But that’s another story). Anyway... the break up was bad cause she wanted to be with me and I wanted it over, then when I came around to wanted her back, she aint want me. That went on for months. Fast foward to today (yesterday) I told her that that experience jaded me from dating or being interested in workplace romances. While I was flattered by her gesture, I think that she should not do ‘things’ that could be misinterpreted by me or others.

SIDENOTE: (Stole the sidenote thing from Dynasty)… When you tell someone you are married or have an s/o – often times they don’t get the picture. You have to actually say NO I AM NOT INTERESTED and even then…. Well you know what the issues are here! I don’t think she was gonna give a dang, in my *Flava Flav voice* she was on ya boy Flav!

Back to the story… she said she respected that and played it like she was hitting on me. *I fueled the fire* I said... ‘why not?’ winked and laffed it off. She stated that she didn’t mean to give me the wrong impression and that she didn’t want to make me feel ‘pressured’ (I liked to died laffing). Without a doubt… to ease her pain or my perceive pain she was going thru – I told her that if we aint work together, I was 10 yr younger, lived in Manassas, and like salad – her and I could be a couple that the world would envy. She smiled and felt better I hope. I told her we have to do lunch one day so she can tell me about her job and her role in the organization.

NO I am not leading her on… I kept it professional and made her feel ‘important’ workwise. Its all about managing people. I happen to be a ‘great’ manager of people and personalities. Trust me on this one… however, I do find that my personality ‘draws’ a great deal of attention and unwanted (and surprisingly to me) attraction from women. My ex said its cause I am charming and naïve at times to my ‘aura’. But what the hell she know…


Randomness:
1) Office fans are kool… until the owner farts.
2) Hazelnut coffee is oh so good!
3) This weekend… I am having wake up sex (I hope)
4) Drinks with an old friend would be nice. Specially cause her lips are umm umm good to look at.
5) Yall lookin for a kool breeze…STOP. You got to get your own!
6) Condaleeze Rice is hot in so many non-physcial ways.

End of the day...

Its hump day ... I am going for drinks tonight after work with some colleagues. I been doing this Happy Hour thing a while now and I am starting to think that this is the norm. Maybe I need kids or a 'tracker' to bring me home. I dont anything spectacular to say today, but I am thinkin bout something to put on here - but I dont wanna give too much too soon too fast. Ladies call it celibacy... men call it holding out.

Why do women feel the need to 'hold out' or claim celibacy? Is this some BS that they have convinced themselves of? Cause I, me, myself personally dont beleive in it. I think and KNOW that women are not celibate/celibant (sp)... they just holding out til they find "that" guy they deem worthy of the loving. Fellas I know yall know what I am talkin bout... and ladies you know I am telling the truth. Like that female, BOOTZ from Flavor of Love. She was celibate but now she home... she banging a friend of mine. Anywho...

Kool Breeze...
I got a story... the breeeze came my way today. It was not as kool as it normally was... matter fact it was heated. But like New Edition said, "Kan You Stand the Rain?" I can... and I will. This Kool Breeze is the best breeze I have felt in a long time... But Imma let yall speculate and let the perception RUN-A-MUCK.

Aint no way Imma talk about this breeze everyday, but when its good.... man oh man...


Randomness:
1) Ambitious people are daydreamers.
2) I dont drink THAT much.
3) Trust me.... are words are of the devil.
4) *From Royce's Daughter* Routines are tale tale signs of debils work.
5) Chick at my job... is a stalker for real! *Tell ya tomorrow*
6) Thank you for trying...

Adios



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Another day....

I am boring…. I read other people’s blogs and I have no life. I read a guy from Ireland’s board and he is going through a mid-life career change and he was excited about it. Then I read a young lady from California’s board and she was breaking up with her girlfriend due to lovers’ spat and she was conflicted with her lesbianic issues. And sit here worried about my dayum Redskins losing, why Madden ’07 wont let me do what I did on Madden ’06, and what I am going to wear to work in the morning. Guess I need to be a lil less selfish.

So... let me tell you about that kool breeze. Can you imagine discussing politics with Obama, humanity with Mother Theresa, or the black man’s plight with Malcolm X. Or better yet... imagine discussing poetry with Maya of Nikki…. Imagine picking up a book and enjoying reading. That’s that kool breeze.

My life is a whirlwind. I keep ya guessing and reveal a lil .. it’s a puzzle. Its like an … ENIGMA?

Word of the day:
Enigma (E‧nig‧ma) 1..a puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation: His disappearance is an enigma that has given rise to much speculation. 2. a person of puzzling or contradictory character: To me he has always been an enigma, one minute completely insensitive, the next moved to tears. 3. a saying, question, picture, etc., containing a hidden meaning; riddle. 4. (initial capital letter ) a German-built enciphering machine developed for commercial use in the early 1920s and later adapted and appropriated by German and other Axis powers for military use through World War II.

No.. not too many people get close enough to see it, but I do live just like you, act like you, care like you, and even love like you do. My advice to you is to stop seeking… and live it. Oh… what a feeling (kudos to Toyota). But the problem with most folks is that you spend so much timing trying to figure it out, you never see the end product and the beauty that it brings. I am not a care or the Pythagoras theorem… I am human. I am simple… I am ME.

Did I tell you bout that kool breeze…

Randomness:
1) Da hell was my wake up Text?
2) Why she come by my desk everyday ….does she want me? Am I arrogant?
3) If hazelnut coffee wasn’t so good… why they always OUT of it.
4) The Metro in DC is da debil.
5) Lunch will be interesting.

Words of the day:
Perception: 1. the act or faculty of apprehending by means of the senses or of the mind; cognition; understanding. 2. immediate or intuitive recognition or appreciation, as of moral, psychological, or aesthetic qualities; insight; intuition; discernment: an artist of rare perception.
3. the result or product of perceiving, as distinguished from the act of perceiving; percept.

Reality: 1. the state or quality of being real. 2. resemblance to what is real. 3. a real thing or fact.

Speculation: 1. the contemplation or consideration of some subject: to engage in speculation on humanity's ultimate destiny. 2. a single instance or process of consideration. 3. a conclusion or opinion reached by such contemplation: These speculations are impossible to verify.


My weekend:

1) Friends don’t let friends dial drunk
2) Long drives are soothing to the soul
3) People will do dumb shnit to get what they want
4) Talks with you are tranquil
5) Reading others people’s blog just let me know how boring I really am!


Randomness:
Yall are funny… stop reading too deep into random conversations.
Yes she is HOTTT….and I like her personality.
Rachel Ray is a stunning woman.
Playing Madden 07 til 2am AINT good for nothing but making you tired as hell and late for work.
Remember the past, live in the present, and make your future.

Four things....

Four Things About Me...

Having nothing else to post, I swiped this from someone else's blog.

ENJOY!!!

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Short Order Cook
2. Mortgage Consultant
3. Project Manager
4. Financial Analyst

Four nicknames I've been given:
1. Tony
2. Jeff
3. Khaotic
4. "Doc"

Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. Grease
2. Remember the Titans
3. Boomerang
4. Mr. Holland's Opus

Four places I have lived:
1. Washington, DC
2. Largo, MD
3. Durham, NC
4. Chapel Hill, NC

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. HOUSE
2. Friends
3. Grey's Anatomy
4. CSI (The original)

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Mexico (a few places there)
2. Bahamas
3. Vegas
4. Brazil

Four people I could NOT live without:
1. Lord and Saviour
2. My brother
3. My best friends
4. My grandmother

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Pork Chops
2. Crabs
3. Sushi
4. Broccoli (did I spell that right)

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. With her
2. Home
3. Washington DC
4. Vegas

Four people I'm tagging:
1. No one (cause I dont know how to tag)
2.
3.
4.

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Its almost the weekend...

LIFE:
It’s a new day... a new beginning. What is life really about? Is it about finishing first? Last? Somewhere in the middle? Hell what’s the prize? Is it right or moral to feel so competitive. What really are we seeking in life?

Are you happy?
Are you sad?
Are you doing what you can to make your life better?
What about someone else’s?
Is timing everything? Or just some shnit they say to make you feel better bout something that aint go your way?

You know what I hate most… when people say “ ____________ is good. It builds character.” Put any word you want, adversity, rejection, etc in the blank. Where they read that shnit at? And who wrote that mess? I bet it was not Harvard or Rhode Scholar.

A poem….
The cool breeze came into my life and set me back.
Had me thinking bout this and that.
Why did it make me feel this way.
Is it the smell or the words it say
I am no Common, TuPac or Biggie
Why is my name nor pic in your siggie?
I think of you and want to touch
Why are you on my mind so much.
But just like the breeze you are gone…
Wondering what the fawks going on.

*I aint no artist….I am just putting down words.*

Randomness:
Romeo Chips: I discovered these things lsat night on the train home. Dayum they good!!!

Explain to me talking on the phone all nite. What da hell you saying that last that long? I miss, I want you, wish you were here? Why not get the fawk out of the house and go over there?

Happy Hour was good….drinks were flowing. White folks are crazy but they keep on po’ing! Its hard not to drink when they tossin round those (credit) cards.


PERSONAL MOMENT:
I moved back to DC on October 2, 2006 to take a job here. I was in North Carolina for a number of years and now its time to be home. I enjoyed my time and prolly will miss it. I miss the Frat and my Executive Board position. Being up here it’s hard to maintain, but they call me everyday wanting to hear my opinion on an item or matter. When are our undergrad gonna learn that the WOOD aint always good. It serves a purpose, but that purpose is long lost. I never learned nothing with my @ss in the red. Education and bonding occurs in the head. I own businesses and property throughout the state …. DC is different and I gotta learn her again. Gotta think on if I am gonna evict my tenants… I like my brownstone. Its three-stories high with a beautiful view of the city and the street! I am living at my mom’s house in my room I grew up in and it feels real good – for now!! I am not in a rush. I got 23 more months of rotations, so I cant settle to fast. But dayum aint nothing like mom’s home cooking!!


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Wednesday 10/18/06

I am in a mood today… a mood of “WTF”. I am in total control of self at all times. That is what makes me the ENIGMA that I am. I don’t allow others actions to sway me one way or the other, but last night was different.

I recalled something… that has broken my mood a bit. Its called: The Serenity Prayer

God grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I can,

and the wisdom to know the difference

All day today…. I’m gonna come back throughout the day leaving a TIME and a THOUGHT. Hopefully, my day will get better. I hope yours does too!!


9:15am: “I hope ‘dinner’ was good cause it sure made my stomach hurt!

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10:15am: "Gotdizzamm... Why is it so blasted hot? The AC busted and I need a break. If I smoked, I would go downstairs."

*Enter*

11:10am: "Do you miss me?"

*Enter*

1:25pm: "I am spoiled" Are you serious? No I am not .. not really. I just dont play games. Lunch was good. I went to Au Bon Pain (or whatever it is) and lunch sucked. Never eat there if you dont like celery, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, squash, and other shnit that go crunch when you bite into it.

*Enter*

3pm: Freaking email is the debbil!!! Define 'date'? Wow... its hot as blue blazes here. I wonder if its the weather or her!! I dont know...either way she on my mind.

*Enter*

3:41pm: I got this imaage in my head... WOW. Fawking lady in my office, sexy thick & kute, keep feeding my donuts and shnit. I just told her I lost 30+ lbs and I wanted to keep it off. I got a new 'sexy' with me. And I wanna keep it. Financial management should not be so freakign hard. How this 'person' gonna be madd at me cause I invited my 'Class' to Happy Hour and didnt invite her... well she aint in my class ya know.

*Enter*

4:30pm: Hearin it... seein it..... doing it. Demands are on me, but there is no compromise. WOW. Are you serious....

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4:51pm: Spoiled is not the word for it... I dont know what it is, but I will get to it for sure. Did yall see the Redskins lose? I am watching a press conference now and its like "its not my fault". Well whos fault is it?? I had a ball at the party this weekend...good food..fun and friends. I am excited that folks are reading my blog... and more excited that you are commenting. The metro-rail in DC is the best in the world. I live like 7minutes from it... and I got a 16minute ride. Its wonderful. Barriers are only what you make them...if you want it to be in the way - it will. I learned during my time online ... "Mind over matter. If you dont mind, that shnit dont matter" Get it done! New people... new things... I think I am going to buy me something today. Last time I was like this... I bought a 54in TV and 2 rounds of drinks at Chili's. Thank gawd there is no Best Buy nor Chili's around. But there is a SHARPER IMAGE around here. Call me back.... I am still at work.

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I tag whoever is bored out of their minds and in need of something to write about:

1.WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX IF YOU COULD? Da hell? Do you walk backwards? Do you sleep backwards… then why go BACKWARDS?!
2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue slack, white shirt, and a blue, pink, and white tie.
3. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR BLOG ROLL*? I don’t have one…
4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR BLOG ROLL? I don’t have a blog roll.
5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR BLOG ROLL DO YOU KNOW/HAVE YOU MET IN REAL LIFE? I don’t have a blog roll
6. HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED ANY SPORTS? Football, Wretling and track in high school. Football in college.
7. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE? Four
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS? Hell to the yeah
9. DO YOU MAKE OVER 40K A YEAR? Why? Do you? Then add your shnit to myne and we will be comfortable.
10. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE? I got many already… so no need to add more!
11. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? Are you stupid? I would make out with a lesbian though!!
12. WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER'S NAME? Carolyn
13. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BDAY? Sat in the house, watched a lil TV, and chilled. I love my BY MYSELF TIME! You gotta learn to appreciate it.
14. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE? Manurfacture’s choice
15. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP? 6:20am or so…
16.WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS AGO? Took a friend to the airport.
17. HOW MANY EX'S ARE ON YOUR BLOG ROLL LIST? I don’t have a blog roll list thingy.!18. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YER HAIR PULLED? I don’t have much… but I love pulling hair!
19. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO? Touch her again…
20. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM? This morning…
21. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIBLINGS? YES.
22. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF? Nothing… its what makes me ME!!
23. IF YOU HAD $250,000...HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT? Give 10% to the church, 30% to the GOVT (taxes), divide up 20% amongst family and friends, and whats left I will… buy more real estate or use it as investment collateral.
HAVE YOU EVER READ THE BLOGGER NEWS PAGE? Whats that? NO!
26. LAST PERSON YOU CALLED? *SSHHHHHHH* I can tell you that…
27. LAST THING YOU ATE? Donuts… I know!!
28. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH? September
29. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH? December
30. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM ANY ONE?? Sweatshirt.. it was kold as hell on Saturday./
31. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW? No one has that much power!!!
32. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE? CNN, Food Network, and @ssWatcher.com (don’t judge me)33. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED? ** SHHHHHHH ** I cant tell you that either.
34. LAST PERSON THAT MADE YOU SAD? No one has that much power over me!
35. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND? YES SIR!!!
36. FAVORITE TYPE OF DRINK? Water
37. FAVORITE FOOD? Crabs
38. FAVORITE PIE? Sweet Potato39. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE? Yes. 40. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? I don’t hate anyone…
41. DO YOU OWN A DIGITAL CAMERA? Yes
42. ARE YOU IN LOVE? No
AND YES I know there's no number 24, I didn't feel like changing the numbers, lol

It's morning...

Good Morning ….

As I step out the house today … it was raining and the day seemed gloomed. But on the train to work, I thought to myself – “Don’t forget to blog”!!

I appreciate everyone’s comments on my new blog and hope that my thoughts are worthy of reading. Some one told me that this becomes addictive… well it ain’t sex and it ain’t a fine wine, but I will take them for their word and see what happens.

I am going to surf other bloggers site and grab a questionnaire to complete… and that will be my second blog. I may post a second one today just to get something off my mind … is it TOO MUCH to post twice a day?

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PS: “Democrats are sexy... Cause who ever said they want a nice piece of elephant?

My initial introduction/post...

Am I really here… what will I really say? Are my thoughts interesting enough to have you come back again? I am a private person who doesn’t share much, so this may be an ‘effort from hell’, but I promised that I would ‘try’. I aint all that into grammar... (I was a math major)!! SO if they mispelled or not in sync, oooops! **I am educated though..trust **

I go by several names… not cause I am hiding anything but just cause if I want you to figure me or it out, I will let ya know.

I wanna give shout out to other BLOGGERS that I met this weekend. I had a ball with you guys. Drinks, food, “Questions”, ‘I never ever,’ and “Truth or Dare”. WOW!!!

Aight… it’s Monday and I am at work. I am tired and mad my Redskins lost (again). Until Gibbs start to believe in black quarterbacks, I guess we will suffer for a while. I told the bloggers that I don’t read much and I skim A LOT, but I would put in the effort. To check out their sites and see what they ‘talkin bout’!!! I wonder if they will do the same?? I suppose there is one way to find out….

*Enter*

PS: “Life is gonna be there when you get there, so why you rushing?